Score: 10

"ha"

submission: SSBM: The Knee

date: July 12, 2007

Good vid, I'll have to look out for that next time someone chooses Falcon.

I love how everyone commenting says one of two things:

1) I CAN KIK UR ASS LOL I AM TEH BEST
or
2) BUT U FORGOT TO MENTION WAVE DASHING AND CROUCH GRABBING AND JUMP LUMPING AND COCK TOPPING AND BLAH BLAH BLAH I WANT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE BEAUSE I READ A WEBSITE LISTING ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

First, EVERYONE says they are good at smash. And if you are so good that you always win against your friends, your friends suck. A truly good smash player will always lose against someone equally good.

Secondly, shut the hell up about the advanced techniques. You suck, you spam, you wouldn't last five seconds against someone who didn't just memorize ten combos from a website.

I kinda talked too much here. Again, good vid. Elitist smash players just annoy me. They misrepresent the will of the Gods of Smash. It is they who dictate who is 1337 and who is weak. Where are your advanced techniques when you get an exploding crate to the face?

Score: 7

"heh"

submission: V-tech Rampage

date: May 20, 2007

It amazes me how easily people get GASP offended over such a trivial thing. I'd bet 99% of the complainers don't even live within a hundred miles of V-Tech, nor even knew anyone who even knew anyone who knew another guy who knew someone who was shot up.

They have no right to be offended. They're just bitching because bitching about a shock game/toon/show/etc. is the hot thing to do and it makes them feel like they're some kinda good person.

And I think we all know anyone who goes to NewGrounds isn't a good person at all. We're all scum. Dastardly, evil, funny, creative, but very evil scum.

P.S. I fucking love that song.

Score: 10

"neat"

submission: Chinaberry Tree

date: September 15, 2006

You're movies are so cool. I should start a fan club.