Score: 10

"ha"

submission: SSBM: The Knee

date: July 12, 2007

Good vid, I'll have to look out for that next time someone chooses Falcon.

I love how everyone commenting says one of two things:

1) I CAN KIK UR ASS LOL I AM TEH BEST
or
2) BUT U FORGOT TO MENTION WAVE DASHING AND CROUCH GRABBING AND JUMP LUMPING AND COCK TOPPING AND BLAH BLAH BLAH I WANT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE BEAUSE I READ A WEBSITE LISTING ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

First, EVERYONE says they are good at smash. And if you are so good that you always win against your friends, your friends suck. A truly good smash player will always lose against someone equally good.

Secondly, shut the hell up about the advanced techniques. You suck, you spam, you wouldn't last five seconds against someone who didn't just memorize ten combos from a website.

I kinda talked too much here. Again, good vid. Elitist smash players just annoy me. They misrepresent the will of the Gods of Smash. It is they who dictate who is 1337 and who is weak. Where are your advanced techniques when you get an exploding crate to the face?

Score: 7

"heh"

submission: V-tech Rampage

date: May 20, 2007

It amazes me how easily people get GASP offended over such a trivial thing. I'd bet 99% of the complainers don't even live within a hundred miles of V-Tech, nor even knew anyone who even knew anyone who knew another guy who knew someone who was shot up.

They have no right to be offended. They're just bitching because bitching about a shock game/toon/show/etc. is the hot thing to do and it makes them feel like they're some kinda good person.

And I think we all know anyone who goes to NewGrounds isn't a good person at all. We're all scum. Dastardly, evil, funny, creative, but very evil scum.

P.S. I fucking love that song.

Score: 10

"neat"

submission: Chinaberry Tree

date: September 15, 2006

You're movies are so cool. I should start a fan club.

Score: 10

"only one word for this"

submission: Grandbunny Paradox

date: September 15, 2006

GENIUS

There are so many lame, overused, unfunny flashes on NGs. So many movies with poor animation and even worse ideas.

When compared to most of NGs, this looks like Casablanca would next to DOOM the movie. When compared to Casablanca, it's pretty close.

Just great. Fantastic. Make more, please.

Score: 10

"gah"

submission: Pulch: The Good Times

date: September 13, 2006

Oh god, that was so mind bogglingly depressing, yet so amazingly brilliant at the same time.

I'm going to go curl in corner and cry now...

Score: 10

"hmm"

submission: The Death of Dailytoons

date: August 23, 2006

I've never even heard of you guys before until now, so uh... good luck and all that, and sorry to see you leave. The ten minutes you guys have been in my life are... eh... certainly going to be cherished. And stuff.

I'm going to go watch Dad's Home again...

Score: 10

"homerun!"

submission: Halo 3 2 2 Trailer

date: August 18, 2006

YES! YES! HOOOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUN!!

It's amazing how your animation has evolved since the first one.

I can't wait to see our two heroes SAVE THE HALO-VERSE!

Score: 4

"oh boy"

submission: The best friend

date: July 21, 2006

HAHAHA I VOTED 3!! What will you do now? WHAT I SAY? WHAT?!!?

Too short. But I did smile. So... I don't even remember what I'm reviewing.

Score: 10

"oh man"

submission: Fool On The Hill (loop)

date: July 21, 2006

I'm so hypnotized by this... I can't look away...

MUST... GIVE.... SCORE... OF... FIVE.... MUST.... OBEY...

Score: 10

"rofflus"

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 46 

date: July 16, 2006

This series gets better and better as it goes along. Even though, technically, it's getting worse. But who's keeping score?

What is the music you use in the introduction? It's catchy.