DarthMethodist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SSBM: The Knee]

ha

Good vid, I'll have to look out for that next time someone chooses Falcon.

I love how everyone commenting says one of two things:

1) I CAN KIK UR ASS LOL I AM TEH BEST
or
2) BUT U FORGOT TO MENTION WAVE DASHING AND CROUCH GRABBING AND JUMP LUMPING AND COCK TOPPING AND BLAH BLAH BLAH I WANT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE BEAUSE I READ A WEBSITE LISTING ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

First, EVERYONE says they are good at smash. And if you are so good that you always win against your friends, your friends suck. A truly good smash player will always lose against someone equally good.

Secondly, shut the hell up about the advanced techniques. You suck, you spam, you wouldn't last five seconds against someone who didn't just memorize ten combos from a website.

I kinda talked too much here. Again, good vid. Elitist smash players just annoy me. They misrepresent the will of the Gods of Smash. It is they who dictate who is 1337 and who is weak. Where are your advanced techniques when you get an exploding crate to the face?

[Chinaberry Tree]

neat

You're movies are so cool. I should start a fan club.

[Grandbunny Paradox]

only one word for this

GENIUS

There are so many lame, overused, unfunny flashes on NGs. So many movies with poor animation and even worse ideas.

When compared to most of NGs, this looks like Casablanca would next to DOOM the movie. When compared to Casablanca, it's pretty close.

Just great. Fantastic. Make more, please.

[Pulch: The Good Times]

gah

Oh god, that was so mind bogglingly depressing, yet so amazingly brilliant at the same time.

I'm going to go curl in corner and cry now...

[The Death of Dailytoons]

hmm

I've never even heard of you guys before until now, so uh... good luck and all that, and sorry to see you leave. The ten minutes you guys have been in my life are... eh... certainly going to be cherished. And stuff.

I'm going to go watch Dad's Home again...

[Halo 3 2 2 Trailer]

homerun!

YES! YES! HOOOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUN!!

It's amazing how your animation has evolved since the first one.

I can't wait to see our two heroes SAVE THE HALO-VERSE!

[The best friend]

oh boy

HAHAHA I VOTED 3!! What will you do now? WHAT I SAY? WHAT?!!?

Too short. But I did smile. So... I don't even remember what I'm reviewing.

[Fool On The Hill (loop)]

oh man

I'm so hypnotized by this... I can't look away...

MUST... GIVE.... SCORE... OF... FIVE.... MUST.... OBEY...

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 46]

rofflus

This series gets better and better as it goes along. Even though, technically, it's getting worse. But who's keeping score?

What is the music you use in the introduction? It's catchy.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

'Stupid Mother Fucker' by Mindless Self Indulgence

[Truth about Masturbation]

haha

Classic. 5 all the way.