DarthMethodist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Go Away-]

Great!

Great little comedy. I enjoyed this more than anything else on the frontpage, well done!

The line where you asked what was wrong with Garner's face nearly made me spit out my drink.

[Shoo Fly]

Cute.

It was very cute. It deserved front page; you're obviously a talented artist, and I respect that.

But your talent at making things look pretty only goes half-way. Don't neglect your story-making skills just to get some fanboys to cream themselves. Writing is just as important.

If you draw that good, then you can write that good. Put a few nights aside for a year and make yourself one damn good flash.

Basically what I'm trying to say is: little stuff like this is good, but you can do better.

[eBaums world dot com]

w00t

I completely agree. eBaum's world is a plague. Us SA Goons should rise up and burn his perverbial village down.

And to Dusk Vanguard... you're an idiot...

[The Ultimate Showdown]

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If I could give you more than a ten and five, I would.

I saw Judo Hobo in there. Bravo.

[Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie]

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Best Halo parody (even though that's not saying much, all the other ones suck).

Very funny. Definitely a 5.

[-MASS-]

very yes

I loved this cartoon. I don't think it's too hard to figure out exactly where your finger is pointing...

The best cartoons on Newgrounds are all non-series. Series-set toons always become dull and gray and the only reason they get front page is because people who were fans of the original don't know how to say "it sucks." Some kind of pack-rat mentality. Or they're retarded.

This is going in my top ten. 5 all the way.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

pack-rat mentality
heh
thats a new one! :)

[Down At Juice Bar]

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This is probably the worst one out of the series.

I am a big fan of the series, believe me, but I think you're looking in the wrong direction. I know it's not my place to tell you what to do with your own cartoon, but please try to consider this advise and the advise from other reviewers sharing my views.

I think you should definitely not give more attention to the title characters. They're just not funny. They were funny in the first two, but only because they were good foils to the main characters, the "Good Guys." The two Good Guys are what make the series, the Bad Guys are ansullary and should be kept only to brighten the Good Guys' jokes.

ChrisNosal responds:

Well, the bad guys as they existed in the first couple episodes were only good as background characters. But I'm going to be giving these bad guys a lot more personality. It's beginning in this episode, but will continue even more.

Personally, I think the good guys are poor main characters, because they're just so one dimensional. When I made the first episode, I didn't even plan on making a sequel. I didn't see these characters as long-running characters, so I didn't bother giving them any depth.

Now, I'd like to do more intelligent humor. It's just what I prefer. But there are things about this series that I love and don't want to lose. And I just can't elevate the good guys to a more intelligent level. The bad guys I feel I can. It may not be obvious yet. But I think it'll work out for the better in the end.

[Halo: Pramape Truth&Rec]

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Kanye West: Hurricane]

ok

It was Ok. I didn't laugh that much, but I agree that that guy is a dick.

The comments I'm seeing are funny. I didn't find this to be racist at all. If anything, it makes fun of racists.

Nobody has a sense of humor...

And yes, I'm black.

[BadGuys]

yeah

Best thing I've seen on NG in a long while. Every single line is classic. My friends and I will be quoting this for many many moons.