DarthMethodist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars: Rebel Alliance]

noooo...

I didn't like how they all were bald and squinting. The action was cliche. And I don't like to nitpick at details, but why did you mix Seperatist and Imperial soldiers? This is unoriginal and doesn't deserve the front page.

[Star Wars:Expendable Sith]

loved it

Finally, a Star Wars parody on the front page that's ACTUALLY good. And not just good, but fucking hilarious.

If the Emperor wasn't so obsessed with aprentices, he probably never would have lost...

[Halo Armageddon]

i didn't like it

I'm a huge, gigantic Halo fan. I've never played Worms in my life. Still, it was too boring for me. Maybe if you made it so we could control what was going on...

Jack-Mace responds:

it was a risk i took..... all Halo diehards ar burrowing me! So what!

[Jonny Boy.]

ok

I liked it. A little cliche, but I liked it.

What DID they do to him, anyway?

[Star Warz - thingie.]

ugh

So... all you did was quote the movie a bunch of times? Wow. Impressive. That's some Grade-A quality comedy.

Try again, please.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

No

[Meow Meow... 1?]

not again

I'm sick and tired of all these fighting flashes on the front page. Sure, this one is fluid and well done, but it's the same old same old. I get the same experience from playing Super Smash Bros, only SSB is more fun.

Make something original, perhaps?

[MK vs. SF]

Cool

I don't like Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter. As a matter of fact, I go out of my way to insult them. But that was really, REALLY cool. Great work.

[Bones]

:, (

That made me cry.

[story of a loser]

WAAAAAH

WAAAAH NO ONE LIKES ME WAAAAH

Look, it was a good flash. Good animation, OK music, and OK storyline, but it was so whiney. So what if no one likes you? Fucking MAKE someone like you. There's always someone like you, just get off your crybaby ass and find them. If that doesn't work, go home and masturbate.